Shit！琪姐?車到咗，各單位請注意！ Shit! She's here. Attention, all units!
Shit！唔係話1點到咩？ Shit! Didn't she say 1 o'clock?
廚房隻乳豬準備好未？ Is the suckling pig ready?
快啲… On the double!
件婚紗攞返上房未？ Is the wedding dress in the suite?
Hello，Foronia小姐 Hello, miss foronia!
係ver唔係for！ It's Veronica!
嚟過啦死蠢！ Do it again, moron!
Veronica小姐，歡迎蒞臨！ Welcome, miss Veronica!
房間已經準備好 Your suite is ready.
麻煩你畀個身份證 我幫你直接check in May I have your l.D. Card for check in?
麻煩晒，唔該晒！ Thank you.
件婚紗我哋準備好 我哋幫你擉喺房先？ Shall we take your wedding dress up to your suite?
但係我想睇Ballroom！ I want to see the ballroom first.
大鑊… Oh my god!
琪姐入緊Ballroom… She's heading for the ballroom!
快！你呀！去邊？廚房喺邊度？ Hurry... you... where should this go? Back to the kitchen?
你今日幾點返工？ What time did you show up for work?
準時9點鐘返到，周小姐 09:00 sharp, miss chow.
我叫你9點返工 09:00 is...
係叫你9點換好晒衫，企喺酒店門口 When you should be in your uniform, at the door,
唔係你返工嘅時間 not when you come in to work.
唔想做就唔好做！ Feel free to quit.
知道，對唔住，周小姐！ I'm sorry, miss chow.
你冇對我唔住 Apologize to your parents,
對你阿爸阿媽唔住 not to me.
生你出嚟都唔係想你 一世做bellboy，係嘛？ I doubt if they want you to be a bellboy forever.
我今日8點半已經返咗工！ I came in at 8:30.
我講過幾多次女員工返工要化妝 I told you all female staff must wear makeup.
你唔係女人 You're not a woman?
定聽唔明我講咩？ Or you didn't understand?
我做清潔?咋，琪姐 I'm just the cleaning lady, miss Katy.
同你好熟呀？ Katy is for my friends.
叫我周小姐！ Call me miss chow.
周小姐 Miss chow.
著得我哋酒店嘅制服，就代表我哋酒店 You put on the hotel uniform
要跟規矩 you follow the hotel rules.
知道，周小姐 Yes, miss chow.
你個名牌呢？ Where's your name tag?
今朝漏咗喺locker I left it in the locker.
想扮高層？ You think you're now part of management?
唔敢！ I wouldn't dare!
你哋第一日做酒店？ Is this your first day on the job?
無論如何發生咩事，最緊要係… No matter what happens, you must...
笑 Smile!
頭先點名講過嘅，包括你 Those I spoke to, including you,
聽日開始唔駛返工 are fired.
吓？！ Give me a chance, miss chow!
畀次機會呀，周小姐！ If you can't meet my standards,
我嘅standard就係咁 out!
做唔到，就走！
八婆，你係咪痴線？ You crazy bitch!
我哋今朝返幾點？ What time did we come to work?
依家已經凌晨兩點… It's now after 2 in the morning...
畀次機會？ Give me a chance?
只有對自己唔負責任嘅人 先講得出呢啲癈話 Only an irresponsible person would say crap like that!
細細個，我就同班無家可歸嘅??仔 困喺宿舍 I grew up with orphans at a home.
清楚明白到做人，係要靠自己 I knew then I must rely on myself.
考第一，喺最好嘅大學畢業 Get good grades, graduate from the best school,
入大公司由低做起 start from the bottom at a big firm,
一步一步向上爬！ work my way up...
我有今時今日，唔係所有嘢都理所當然 What I have today didn't come easy.
美琪，一齊食飯？ Katy, want to do lunch?
唔啦，我約咗人食飯 No thanks. I'm meeting someone.
咁走先 Then we'll get going.
拜拜！ Bye!
我真係唔明點解啲人，咁鍾意一齊食飯 Why do people want to do lunch?
擦鞋、扮nice、博上位 Ass-kissing hypocrites...
把口食緊嘢仲要講人是非 Badmouthing each other.
嘥時間！ What a waste of time!
我從來都唔駛靠人 I didn't need anyone's help.
我靠自己，一檥可以成功 And I'm doing just fine on my own.
Veronica有鼻敏感，唔好用香薰 I told you no incense. Veronica has allergies.
間房要放加濕器同埋空氣清新機 Put in a humidifier and air freshener.
你唔好要我再提，係咁啦 Don't make me remind you again! That's all!
你係陪我出嚟拎戒指？ Are you here to pick up the ring?
定係講電話？ Or talk on the phone?
send埋依句，好快 Let me just send this...
你唔駛做，你唔明?啦！ You don't work, you won't understand.
跟少陣都唔得?班嘢！ You must keep these people in line.
你終於嫁得出，我梗係再上心啲 You're finally getting married. It's a big deal for me.
咁幾時到你同Terry？ When are you and Terry getting married?
婚都好結嘅？ Who wants to get married?
好大粒！ Look at that rock!
想要？暗示Terry送畀你 Want one? Drop a hint for Terry.
自己買唔起咩？ I can afford it.
扮晒嘢！ Get off it!
係呀，兒童之家要拆喇 The children's home will be demolished soon.
個舍監話，想盡約以前啲舍員 返去gathering The superintendent wants us back for a gathering.
你入埋個page到？ I'll add you to this page.
我要嘅係firebrick red 你而家油咗scarlet red I said firebrick red, you painted Scarlet red.
重新油過 Redo it.
點解啲嘢講咗幾百次，你都係繼續錯？ How many times does it take to get it right?
算啦，係咁啦，我自己搵！ Never mind. I'll find it myself.
邊有人影影下印瞓著？ Who'd fall asleep at the copier?
病你就睇醫生啦 Go see a doctor if you're sick.
咁又唔駛 I don't need to.
你咁嘅樣嚇親啲客 You'll scare off the customers looking like that.
又係你話自己做最穩陣 You said it's safer to do everything yourself.
你請埋成班癈人，可以唔自己做咩？ That's because you hired a bunch of losers.
你哋一個二個生性啲，我駛攪成咁？ I won't need to if they can do their jobs.
你老豆請我返嚟，睇住間酒店 Your dad hired me to run this hotel.
我都係打份工 It's just a job for me.
咁又係，辛苦你 I know. Thank you.
仲唔捨得收工？等你食飯 Still working? I'm waiting for you to have dinner.
各自食 Not tonight.
你幫我送Michelle返去，我仲有嘢做 Take Michelle home. I still have work to do.
好 Oki
搞咩？咁嘅檥？ what's the matter with you?
我病病哋 I'm sick.
小心… Be careful!
Thank you Thank you.
OK，I love you！ Ok, I love you.
聽日event 9點 The event is tomorrow at 9.
總之6點鐘，我要見到所有staff 喺Ballroom集合 I want all staff in the ballroom by 6.
係咁啦 That's all.
收到，琪姐 Yes, miss Katy.
二十年以嚟最密集嘅流星雨 The biggest cluster of meteor showers in 20 years,
將會橫過九龍東北區一帶 will be over the northeast of kowloon.
流星雨有個浪漫嘅傳說 There's a romantic saying about them
據講係天使嚟探望地球人 帶嚟希望嘅時刻 as the hope angels bring when they visit earth.
唔知大家會唔會 暫時放低手頭上嘅工作 Will you set aside your work
同自己心愛嘅人 享受難得一遇嘅浪漫時刻？ and enjoy this romantic moment with your loved ones?
阿婆，你仲要執幾耐？ How long will you be?
我?車過唔到 I need to get across.
咩話？ What?
我話，我?車，過唔到 I said my car can't get through.
你唔見我執緊咩？ Can't you see I'm working on it?
你依邊過唔到咪過嗰邊，嘈咩得? Use the other side and be quiet!
都唔知我黑，定你黑 I don't know if it's your bad luck or mine.
梗係你黑 Definitely yours!
你睇吓，你印堂發黑 I see a dark cloud over your forehead.
我邊度黑關你鬼事！ That's none of your business.
好彩，你有祖先神佛保佑 You have the blessings of your ancestors.
所以你做乜嘢，都好似依隻蟹咁打橫行 That's why you can walk all over people.
阿婆，識啲嘢喎 You know your stuff.
贈多幾句 Tell me more.
攞隻掌嚟望吓 Let me read your palm.
你癸水屬陰 You have a "water" life in the 5 elements.
無父母緣 No affinity with your parents.
你黑起上嚟，人瀨嘢你瀨嘢 If others are shit out of luck,
你瀨過人哋N咁多倍 you're n times worse.
阿婆，你嚇我？ Are you trying to scare me?
我住洋樓養番狗 I have a cushy pad,
揸靚車有仔溝 a fancy car and a boyfriend.
你瀨嘢我都未瀨 You're the one shit out of luck.
（Really）、？ Really?
梗係 You bet!
小心！ Watch out!
痴線！識唔識揸車？ Where did you learn to drive like that, asshole?
果然係命硬剋死閻羅王 You're so tough to kill you're a jinx on yama.
呢個時間，相信各位 都已經睇到流星雨嘅出現 By now you should have seen the meteor showers.
咁而家喺你身邊嗰個 係咪就係你嘅最愛？ Are you with your loved ones right now?
阿婆，都話你瀨嘢?啦 See? I told you you're shit out of luck!
我唔alright？你就唔alright！ If I'm not alright, you're not alright.
做咩咁興奮呀你哋？ Why are you so excited?
恭喜晒你，周小姐 Congrats, miss chow!
手術過程非常順利 Your operation went really well.
雖然你嘅心臟喺中途停咗7分鐘 Though your heart stopped for 7 minutes,
但係好彩，我哋有陳醫生 thank god for Dr. chan.
佢救返你 He saved you.
簡直就係醫學界嘅一大奇蹟！ It was a miracle.
客咩氣，正所謂醫者父母心 Don't mention it. It's my job to save lives.
能夠將病人喺危險之中拯救出嚟 To rescue a patient from danger
實在係我哋醫生嘅責任 is my duty as a doctor.
不過周小姐，有一樣嘢要提提你 But I must remind you, miss chow
因為之前受過腦震盪 you had a concussion,
如果呢幾日有咩唔舒服嘅話 if you feel any discomfort,
例如頭暈作嘔甚至乎幻覺嘅話 headaches, nausea or illusions,
記得要話畀姑娘聽 please tell the nurse.
周小姐，我哋無辦法聯絡你屋企人 We were unable to contact your family,
你介唔介意填返啲資料畀我哋？ mind if you fill this out for us?
我無屋企人 I have no family.
咁你填返啲個人資料先 Please fill in your particulars.
我哋可以做個登記 We need to complete the registration.
唔該 Thank you.
畀支煙我 Give me a smoke.
你話畀就畀呀？ Why should 1?
有無咁孤寒？ Don't be so stingy.
上次問你又唔畀 You didn't give me any last time.
攞嚟啦 Give it here...
你無病呀？醫院食得煙咩？ What's wrong with you? No smoking in here!
你同我講？ Are you talking to me?
你食煙食到咁揚，唔同你講同邊個講？ Who else? You're the only one lighting up.
你無嘢？ What's the matter with you?
應該係我問你，你無嘢？ I should be asking you that.
仲有你 And you!
護士嚟?，做咩唔阻止佢？ You're a nurse, why didn't you stop her?
我一定port你 I will complain about you.
周小姐，你喺度啱喇 Miss chow, there you are!
我哋醫院想誠邀你做訪問 The hospital would like to interview you
將你嘅醫學奇蹟公諸於世 and make known to the world about your miracle.
醫生嚟得啱，依條女喺度食煙 Doctor, this woman is smoking.
周小姐，可能你之前腦震盪 Probably because of the concussion,
幻覺嚟嘅，我哋去做訪問 you're having illusions. Let's go do the interview.
痴線 This is mad!
喂，等埋呀 Hey... wait up!
上呀，3號… Come on... no. 3...
喂 Hey!
阿sir Officer!
整返條啦？ Want one?
唔阻你 Be my guest.
美琪，我今日就要喺紅館隔離 Katy, today, next to the coliseum,
為你唱出我愛的宣言 I will sing you my declaration of love
Terry之歌 Terry's song
有智障真係可憐 it's so sad being a retard.
智障得嚟仲有小小變態 Retarded and slightly perverted too.
變態得嚟仲五音不全，學咩人唱歌 Not to mention he's off key.
冷靜啲… Calm down...
咁夜仲玩咩電話 Stop playing with your phone.
關你咩事 That's none of your business.
周小姐，早晨！ Morning, miss chow!
撞鬼你咩！發姣呀？ Holy shit! Are you in heat?
周小姐，又係你話女員工要化妝返工 You said we must put on makeup.
你…我唔係炒咗你咩？ Didn't I fire you?
朱小姐話唔炒我 But miss chu said no.
Michelle，我同你講過幾多次？ Michelle, how many times do I have to tell you?
冇用嘅人，你就唔好留佢喺度 Ditch the losers.
對住呢啲人心軟 You're too soft.
遲早累死你！ You'll pay for it eventually.
美琪，你講得啱 You're right,
我唔應該心軟 I must be tough.
我代表公司正式解僱你 On behalf of the company, you are fired.
我就話撞親個頭，你跌親個腦？ I hit my head, did you fry your brains?
做咩？ What's this?
我係話，我而家炒你 I'm firing you.
請你立即離開 Please leave.
我諗你唔係好知點解你老豆請我番嚟 I don't think you know why your dad hired me
睇住呢間公司 to run this company.
呢度嘅PR、HR、Marketing、Accounting I'm your PR, hr, marketing and accounting.
全部都係我一個人搞晒 I took care of all that.
咁多年嚟，我為呢間公司仆心仆命 I slaved myself for this company all these years.
炒我？ If you fire me,
公司執笠都似！ you'll go out of business.
你以為你自己係邊個？ Who the hell do you think you are?
公司有今日，大家都有功勞 Everyone contributed to the company's success.
你唔可以一個人攬晒 You can't take all the credit.
就好似生你出嚟，你阿媽都有功勞 Just like your mom might have given birth to you,
但係你阿爸都出咗一分力 but your dad made his contribution.
唔好以為自己做到少少嘢 Getting something done
就可以目中無人 doesn't give you the right to be cocky.
好！而家你炒我？ You want to fire me?
你慳番啦！ Fine!
我自己辭職！ I quit!
Terry，幫我執番啲嘢走！ Terry, help me pack my things.
美琪，自己啲嘢自己執 Do it yourself.
我唔記得同你講 I forgot to tell you
Terry會升職，做我assistant Terry will be promoted. He'll be my assistant.
拎埋你隻公仔 Take this with you.
喺我慰唔住喊之前，走 Go before I start to cry.
Sorry，周小姐 Sorry, miss chow!
我諗唔係太方便 It's not too appropriate.
有咩咁唔方便？ What do you mean?
我要攞返自己啲嘢！ I want to pack my things.
呢度無嘢係你? You have nothing in here.
美琪，你而家已經唔係本公司嘅職員 Katy, you're no longer a staff member.
你無權使用本公司嘅property You're not entitled to use company property.
仲有你個名牌同職員証 Leave your name tag and staff card.
「離職」
美琪，I love you，嫁畀我 Katy, I love you, marry me...
美琪，我愛你… Katy, I love you...
美琪，我極愛你，美琪，我愛到你死… Katy, I love you so much... Katy, I love you to death...
我嘅美琪… My Katy...
我抱抱你，安慰你 Give me a hug...
一出閘見到山度士推住隻3號仔 Santos is riding no. 3 miracle star
神奇之星呀，向住大直路係咁策騎 straight down the tracks...
推…去到大石鼓 Pushing all the way to the black rock
你哋係幻覺？ Are you an illusion?
定係鬼？ Or ghosts?
鬼 Ghosts.
鬼就啱喇 Good!
係咪想搵替身？ You need a body double?
係就嗱嗱聲攞我條命 Hurry up and kill me.
無咗條仔，無份工，咪馬死落地行 You can make it with no boyfriend and no job.
唔駛嚴重到要死 There's no need to kill yourself.
畀條命你哋又唔要 You won't kill me,
叫你哋又唔走 and you won't leave.
你哋想點？ What do you want from me?
終於進入大直路… Now we're getting somewhere...
我哋係冤魂 As aggrieved souls,
唔可以四圍走 we can't run around at will.
萬一撞到牛頭馬面 If ox-head and horse-face find us,
我哋會永不超生 we'll be eternally condemned.
係，而家做鬼好慘 It's tough being a ghost.
慘過入冊，規矩又多 Worse than going to jail because of the rules.
又話呢檥唔做得，嗰檥唔講得 So many things you can't do or say.
如果唔係一下子告你 Or they'll charge you for revealing secrets
洩漏陰間機密嗰陣，你咪駛旨意投胎 and you can kiss your reincarnation goodbye.
所以我哋就需要你 只要你幫我哋完成心願 If you help make our wish come true,
完成咗心願，我哋就可以輪迴投胎 we can be reincarnated after that.
我而家衰成咁 I have hit rock bottom.
連我自己都幫唔到，點幫你哋？ I can barely help myself. How can I help you?
阿妹，唔好傻 You wish.
低處未算低 This is nowhere near rock bottom.
你幫我搵到 一個陰年陰月陰日陰時出世嘅人 Help us find a "yin" person
畀我上到佢身 so we can possess his body
我哋就可以還到心願 and make our wish come true.
陰年陰月陰日陰時嘅陰人？ A "yin" person?
喂，買嘢！ Hey!
死佬，起身！ Wake up, asshole!
咩料？ What the hell?
買啤酒 I want beer.
買咪買囉，唔駛偷桃嘛 There's no need to grab my balls!
自己揀 Get it yourself.
點樣肥仔 Well, fatso?
你老豆飲開邊隻？ What kind did your old man drink?
點鬼知，是旦一隻 Who the hell knows? Just pick one.
做仔做到咁求其，你唔好去死 You're his son, don't you care?
知唔知咩叫做愛？ Do you know what is sex?
罰你喺度索清楚，你老豆飲邊隻 Sniff around until you know which brand he liked.
變態 Pervert!
夠你變態 You're the pervert.
咁大個波唔帶bra You need a bra for your big boobs.
姐姐仔，買咩？ What do you want, lady?
有人叫我嚟呢區搵…最虛嘅 Someone sent me here to look for someone lame.
你就係嗰個陰年陰月陰時出世嘅閹人 Are you the eunuch?
唔係，係陰人 I mean the "yin" person?
首先，我唔係最虛 First of all, I'm not lame.
第二，咩陰人閹人 Secondly, I'm neither a "yin" person nor a eunuch.
一睇就知同我大纜都扯唔埋 Obviously, I'm nothing of the kind.
我知你咩料 But I know your kind.
係咪想搵人性交轉運啲女呀？ You want sex to change your luck.
我斯文人嚟?，搵食行遠啲 I'm not vulgar like you. Get lost!
咁你放心都得 You can rest assured,
性交轉運，絕對唔會勞煩你 even if sex can change my luck, I won't bother you.
唔怕話埋畀你知，我有陰陽眼 畀幾隻鬼纏住 I have the third eye and a few ghosts are onto me.
係佢哋叫我嚟搵你 They sent me here.
你有陰陽眼？ You have the third eye?
咁啱喇 What a coincidence!
我都有陰陽耳 I have the third ear.
唔係買嘢過主啦，攪攪震 Get lost if you're not here to buy something.
買嘢吓嘛 I am.
我而家就買起你副偈 I want your body.
你痴線?？有錢大晒？ Are you crazy?
我副偈係非賣品嚟 My body is not for sale.
我同我女朋友感情好好 I love my girlfriend.
你咁嘅款都有女要？ You have a girlfriend?
盲嘅定係short?？ She must be blind or crazy.
我警告你，唔好侮辱我女朋友 Do not insult my girlfriend.
死佬，好似係呢隻 Hey asshole! I think it's this one.
嗌緊交 I'm in a fight.
死開！ Go to hell!
你咩事？ What's with you?
又話自己有陰陽眼 You claim to have the third eye
又係咁搵人性交 and are looking to have sex.
香港就係畀你呢啲女搞到彎晒 It's people like you who screwed up Hong Kong.
死長毛，恰我個仔！ Don't bully my son, mop head!
逗吖嗱… You big bully...
逗我個仔… Big bully...
係老豆浸除 I smell my dad...
衰仔，老豆係飲呢隻 This is the kind I drink, brat.
燒少少嘢都燒咁耐 What's taking you so long?
嚟吖，畀老豆攬下 Come, give me a big hug.
陰陽耳？ Third ear?
聽日12點去呢個地址搵我 Be there at 12 tomorrow.
痴線 Crazy broad!
咩話？ What?
借我副偈畀鬼上身？ Loan them my body?
咁我好傷 That'll hurt.
又話啲鬼指定要搵我 You said the ghosts want me?
證據呢？ I want proof.
估到你咁講 I knew you'd say that.
喂，做嘢！ Get to work!
做咩嘢？揼波鐘？我走? Come on, don't waste my time. I'm leaving.
以為攪幾下花臣我就會信？ You expect me to believe that?
無咁易，我自己都帶咗架生 I brought my own gadget.
叫你啲鬼出嚟同我嗲幾句 Let me talk to your ghosts.
咁我就信 Then I'll believe you.
洞源與洞明，萬道由通生 Hocus pocus...
洞明喧擾光，帝心大… Eenie, meenie, minie, moe...
「吊」 "Fu..."
「你」 "Ck"
「啦」 "you."
信啦？ You believe now?
我OK I'm in.
我唔會要你啲錢 I don't want money.
不過有個請求 I have only one request.
呢個我女朋友琳琳，五年前過咗身 My girlfriend Linda passed away 5 years ago.
係我嘅錯 It was my fault.
我想借你對陰陽眼幫我搵返琳琳 Find her with your third eye.
口水多過茶 What a windbag!
同佢講 Tell her for me...
我有咁大隻就好喇 I wish I'm big and strong like him.
我好想抱下你！ Give me a big hug!
死變態佬，下一個！ Pervert! Next!
到我… My turn...
做咗個男人添 I'm a man!
咁你有咩心願？ What do you want?
未諗到 I don't know yet.
未諗到我諗到 You don't... but I do.
而家身我就上咗 Now that I have his body,
我要攞返我自己嘅嘢 I want to get something back.
即係咩？ Which is...
我要攞返我張身份證 I want my l.D. Card.
人都死咗，要張身份證嚟把鬼 What's the I.D. Card for? You're already dead.
細路女你識咩？ You're so naive, kid.
喂，揼邪骨呀？ You want erotic massage?
我唔去? I'm not going.
小姐，單人床定雙人床？ Single bed or double?
阿輝呢？ Where's Fred?
單眼巢你個反骨仔，你出嚟 One-eyed Jay, you traitor! Come out!
先生，你咁樣會嚇親我啲客 You'll scare off my customers, sir!
睬你都有味 Out of my way!
當年佢偷咗我張身份證去借貴利 He stole my 1.D. Card to borrow money from the loan sharks
害到我雞毛鴨血 and got me in deep shit.
總之今日我唔攞返張身份證，我唔走 I want it back or I'm not freaking leaving!
先生！你再唔走，我報警? Then I'm calling the cops.
身份證啫，燒張畀你 I'll burn you one.
出皇氣，我就驚你？ Cops won't scare me off.
睇下皇家香港警察信邊個？
而家無皇家香港警察 The Hong Kong police is no longer royal.
總之今日一定要攞返張身份證 同埋發爛渣 I'll go crazy if I don't get my l.D. Back.
單眼巢你同我出嚟 Come out, one-eyed Jay!
邊個搵巢哥？ Who wants to see Jay?
阿嫂 Eval!
阿嫂，我呀，爆牙輝 It's me, buck-toothed Fred.
你而家講咩佢都唔會信，死咗條心 Give it a rest. She won't listen to you.
呢個又話巢哥個朋友 嗰個又話巢哥個生死之交 Everyone claims to be Jay's friend.
信得邊個？烚戇！ Why should I believe you?
當年我同阿單眼巢出生入死 One-eyed Jay and I hacked our way
由石塘咀劈到去馬料水 from shek tong tsui to ma liu shui.
阿嫂，我呀 It's me!
單眼巢個名你叫?？ How dare you call him one-eyed Jay!
嗱…唔關我事，你要打打佢好喇 Don't hit me, hit him.
石塘咀？ Shek tong tsui?
你係打就打我，唔好打女人 You can hit me but lay off the girl!
打你咪打 My pleasure!
帶咩套啫，而家我生嘢咩？ Ditch the glove, am I sick?
嗱張摺櫈車埋我魂精度，嗰度攞 Hit me on the temples with the folded chair over there.
嗱摺櫈？ You want a folded chair?
我想返屋企 I want to go home.
你慰下，好快就過 Brace yourself, it'll be over soon.
做咩咁嘈？ What's the racket?
阿巢 Jay!
巢哥 Jay!
大佬 Boss!
阿嬅，做咩咁勞氣？ Eva, why are you so worked up?
單眼巢，我都搵得你耐 One-eyed Jay, it's been a while.
我係爆牙輝 It's buck-toothed Fred.
爆牙輝？爆牙輝死咗好多年 He's been long dead.
走咗啦！返嚟搵你嘛 Indeed and he's back.
阿嬅，我同你講過幾多次 唔好郁手郁腳？ Eva, I told you not to get rough.
而家咩年代？以和為貴，搵錢之嘛 What day and age is this?
大佬，佢打爛你個青花瓷 Boss, he broke your porcelain vase.
我…我個家傳之寶 My family heirloom?
同我掟佢落街 Throw him off the roof!
知道，大佬 Yes, boss!
講到邊，掟邊個落街？ Who are they throwing off the roof?
你呀 You!
唔好呀 No!
爆牙輝！ Buck-toothed Fred!
忘盡心中情，阿巢阿輝冇愛滋 Forget your love, Jay and Fred don't have aids
用老牛，嚇走字頭，大隻講畀差人逗 We scare off gangs and survived police raids
爆牙輝 Buck-toothed Fred!?
"Whoring, gambling, drinking and smoking"
"trashing up the joints"
"heaven knows I bully little kids"
"because my groin itches"
"and I scratch my balls"
"who knows..."
點呀，阿輝？ Well, Fred?
點解咁好走上嚟搵我？ What brings you up here?
而家你就撈得風山水起 You're rich and famous,
仲識得人咩？ I'm nobody to you.
幾十年，你仍然係咁牛頸 You're still pigheaded after all these years.
廿幾年 It's been over 20 years,
當年唔係你偷我身份證去借貴利 我駛死得咁早？ I'd be alive today if you hadn't stolen my I.D. Card.
我今次嚟係想你親口講清講楚 I want you to tell me
你有無當過我係兄弟？ am I not a brother to you?
我無當你兄弟？ 呢間賓館，爭落幾多條數？ This guesthouse is heavily in debt.
我另一半都係全部同你找數? Half my money has gone into it.
我間賓館頂咗廿幾年 I've been paying for it for over 20 years.
你估我好舒服？ You think I enjoy this?
我好辛苦? It's killing me.
我無當你兄弟？ Why? Because I treat you like a brother.
你有無當我兄弟呀？ Did you?
我無當你兄弟？ Of course I did.
你有無當我係兄弟呀？ Did you?
我唔當你係兄弟？ Of course!
你有無當我係兄弟呀？ But you didn't treat me like a brother.
我有當你兄弟你無當我係兄弟呀！ Of course I did! But you did not!
我有當你兄弟你無當我係兄弟呀… I did too. But you didn't...
我真係有當你係兄弟 You were like a brother to me.
我同佢出生入死，打生打死 We went through life and death
先整到間賓館出嚟 before we have this guesthouse.
而家一句唔該又話畀返我 Now you want to give it back?
你畀返我把鬼咩？ What's the use?
一係一把火燒落嚟畀我 Unless you burn it.
估唔到你咁嘅死款，都有半間賓館 A loser like you owns half of this guesthouse?
我同你都算係同行 You're a hotelier too.
係喎，你識唔識分咩係fit馬？ Do you know how to tell a fit horse?
一匹fit馬就要紮實，修咗身 A fit horse has large, well-defined muscles,
成身無多餘嘅脂肪 and no fat.
無乜肉地嘅，不過咁喎 一匹馬點檥跑得出？ But how to make a horse become a winner?
唔係淨係要fit，最緊要係落場肯出賽 It must be willing to compete.
你明唔明白？ Do you understand?
唔明 No.
等我講過你聽 Let me explain.
其實我真係同你係同行 We're fellow hoteliers,
你點解唔頂咗我間賓館嚟做？ why don't you take over mine?
起碼叫做有得落場 Do what you do best.
大家一樣 A hotel and a guesthouse are the same.
酒店賓館開正你嗰瓣 It's right down your alley.
如果你落場分分鐘贏過滿堂紅 到時我就場外投注 You're likely to succeed.
贏幾多，我就同你二一添作五 好唔好？ We'll divvy up the profits, ok?
好 Great!
琳琳我哋打車輪啦 Linda, give me a kiss.
打咩輪話佢話 What?
你啜我，我啜返你 We suck on each other's lips.
你錫我呢度… Kiss me right here...
錫你個頭，等你試吓畀鬼責啦 Not in your life.
琳琳，我郁唔到嘅？ Linda, I can't move!
我諗過喇，我決定接手你間賓館 I have decided to take over your guesthouse.
我幫你哋之餘，你哋都要幫返我 I will help you, but I also need your help.
我咁檥做，絕對唔係為咗報仇 It's not revenge.
我係要話畀人聽 I want to show them
就算我揸住呢班廢柴 even with a bunch of losers,
都一檥可以搞好呢間賓館 I can do a good job with this guesthouse.
搞咩呀你？ What are you doing?
無…我應承咗琳琳 I promised Linda
每逢掛住佢 whenever I think of her,
我就會織一個蝴蝶結送畀佢 I'll make her a bowknot
代表我哋永遠都綁埋一齊 which means we're always tied together.
Sorry，你講到邊話？ Sorry, what were you saying?
搞好呢間賓館 Do a good job with the guesthouse.
搞賓館，咁我走先 I'm ouf of here.
去邊呀你？ Where are you going?
我唔玩喇，你痴線? I quit. You're mad!
我拋個身出嚟畀你啲朋友上身 Offering my body to your friends
已經好折墮 is already humiliating enough.
仲叫我搞賓館，我唔玩！ Run a guesthouse? No, thank you!
好難為你？ How bad can it be?
講好咗交換條件 We had an agreement.
你有無信用？你又話幫我搵琳琳 Which you didn't keep. You didn't help me find Linda.
你睇下，我畀你搞到得返半條人命 I'm barely alive because of you
就嚟我自己都去搵琳琳 and I'll soon be dead like Linda.
你同你嗰啲朋友 全部都變態，你知唔知？ You and your friends are perverts.
我哋要幫手，就要上佢身 We must possess his body in order to help you.
有個男人幫輕下好啲 We need a guy to do the heavy lifting.
唔好講咁多，一於上咗佢身 Just take over his body
長期上住唔走 and never leave.
長期上佢身，佢死梗啦 Then he'll die.
佢唔死都無鬼用 He's better off dead.
即係點？ What does that mean?
咩點呀？即係我走 It means I'm leaving.
仲諗住幫你開天眼，見返琳琳 I was going to help you open your third eye.
周小姐，頭先係我激動咗 Miss chow, I overreacted.
放心，我同你啲朋友，全部都係一家人 You and your friends are like family to me.
你間賓館包係我身上 You and your guesthouse can count on me.
以後跟你搵食 I'll work for you.
得啦… Alright...
OK！ Oki
我哋就嚟可以見面，琳琳 Linda, we'll soon meet again.
其實要開天眼，辦法係好簡單 It's simple to open the third eye.
只要喺死同唔死之間就得喇 It happens on the brink of death.
大人同埋細蚊仔都切勿模倣 Folks at home, please don't do this.
為大家介紹返 Let me tell you,
呢個熱門人氣推介…焗死 one popular way to do it is by suffocation.
呢個方式係最直接令個腦高速缺氧 Instant cerebral hypoxia
而且個膠袋仲會循環再用 and the plastic bag is reusable.
咩料呀？ What the hell?
嚟吖… Come on...
如果焗佢都唔死，就可以用安眠藥 If you can't suffocate him, give him pills.
搞掂晒 Donel!
呢隻安眠藥係畀大笨象食 This sleeping pill is for elephants.
振彪博士建議餵佢食一粒 The recommended dosage is one pill,
唔係食一樽 not the whole bottle.
咁點算？ What now?
嚟喇我哋 Here we go!
等陣… Wait!
我想綁多個蝴蝶結畀琳琳 Let me tie another bowknot for Linda.
如果唔係我怕無機會 I'm afraid I may not have another chance.
你落到去先綁啦 Do it down there.
我哋爭取時間！ We're pressed for time.
做咩？未得… What? I'm not ready...
至於我嘅心水推介，就係吊頸 My personal favorite is by hanging.
今次一定得 It'll definitely work this time.
Cheers！ Cheers!
好似有啲聲，跌咗落嚟 I hear something... he fell down!
點呀？得唔得？ Well? Does it work?
唔得我補多飛 Let me give you a hand.
做咩啫你？我咪開咗囉
開咗你講吖嘛，唔講我點知啫？ You should have told me. How would I know?
細侄女，今日就喺關二哥面前 Kid, in front of guan yu
我將間鋪頭交畀你 I'm giving you the guesthouse.
巢叔，你放心，我一定會好好打理佢 Don't worry, uncle Jay! I'll run it well.
向右看，向前看，立正 To the right... eyes front! Attention!
你今日去送殯？ You're going a funeral?
酒店禮儀 Hotel etiquette.
由今日開始，叫我周小姐 Starting today, I'm miss chow to you.
呢啲係你哋嘅名牌 These are your name tags
係你哋嘅身份 and titles.
我叫爆牙輝 I'm buck-toothed Fred.
呢間賓館，係我同我老死阿巢 一手一腳搞出嚟 Me and my pal one-eyed Jay started this guesthouse.
叫我阿欣，我生前就喺酒廊度唱歌 I'm yan, I was a lounge singer.
間酒廊，係我一腳踢打理 I ran the lounge all by myself.
我係阿彪，即係彪叔 I'm uncle bill.
在生個陣時我就最叻整野食 I was gifted in cooking.
我叫張子進 I'm Jason cheung.
身為呢間酒店嘅一份子 As a member of this establishment,
必須嚴格遵守我嘅規矩 you must stick to my rules.
你碌完未？ Are you quite done?
室內禁煙 No smoking indoors.
食完飯先准食蕉 No bananas until you finished dinner.
咩呀？ What?
咪抹緊囉 I'm cleaning.
唔准一路撩鼻屎，一路刨馬經 Don't pick your nose and study the racing journal.
咁齋刨唔撩 Then I'll just study the journal.
唔得 No!
注意儀容，客人只會在乎你哋嘅外表 Pay attention to your appearance.
所以女要化妝 Women must wear makeup,
男唔可以披頭散髮 men must comb your hair.
同我剪咗佢 Cut it.
做咩？唔好搞，上下都唔剪得 Hey... not up here, not down there!
我啲頭髮係琳琳生前幫我剪 而家無人可以掂 Linda gave me this haircut, no one can touch it.
我最愛嘅人叫琳琳，我哋五年前… Linda is the love of my life, 5 years ago...
我平時就負責，行行企企 My job is to hang out.
無咩嘢唔好搵我 Don't come to me if you need anything.
以後餐館啲嘢唔好食，你就搵我 Come to me if you don't like our food.
打理呢間賓館，無難度 Running this guesthouse is a piece of cake.
無論如何，發生咩事，最緊要係…笑 No matter what happens, you must... smile!
收唔收到？ Is that clear?
收到！ Yes!
你個笑容一個字，假！ Your smile is too phony.
歡迎光臨（日文） Welcome
Welcome to“Be4 I Die” welcome to "be4 I die"
邊個嗌外賣？ who ordered take out?
我呀，唔好意思，我頭先叫咗外賣 Sorry, I did.
放飯！ Let's break for lunch.
我唔客氣喇（日文） Let's dig in
陳生，我係美琪 Mr. chan! It's Katy.
我走咗喇，而家… I left the company, I'm...
歡迎！等我嚟 Welcome! Let me get that.
小心呀！ Be careful with it!
Welcome to“Be4 I Die” Welcome to "be4 I die"
我幫你登記先，婆婆 I'll check you in.
二佰伍，你自己數 Here's $250. Count it.
唔好意思，婆婆，我哋加咗價 Sorry, our rates have gone up.
假日雙人房，每晚五佰蚊 A double room on the weekend is now $500.
阿巢呢？ Where's Jay?
阿巢次次都收我二佰伍 He only charged me $250.
一係幫你轉單人房？ I can give you a single room.
乜嘢單人房雙人房？ Single or double, I don't care.
我都話阿巢收我二佰伍 I told you Jay only charged me $250.
我淨係要511 I must have room 511.
算啦，一晚咁多 It's just one night.
規矩就係規矩 We have rules.
呢個今晚嚟話二佰五十蚊 If she pays $250 today
聽日嚟話二佰蚊，咁我唔駛做生意啦 and $200 tomorrow, how can I run the business?
你有鬼生意咩，阿趦阿趄 You have no other business.
靚女，511？ Come on, gorgeous! You want 511?
我同你入去，呢邊… Please follow me.
唔好勞氣，我哋就嚟炒佢 Don't be mad. We'll fire her soon.
佢係啲智障人仕 She's retarded.
啲自動門，間唔時都會發下脾氣 Automatic doors are temperamental.
我轉返手動無事?啦，我閂咗佢先 I'll switch back to manual mode. Let me turn it off.
婆婆，鎖匙喺度 Here's your key.
有咩吩咐隨便叫我 Let me know if you need anything.
靚仔，要一支竹葉青，兩個杯 A bottle of zhuyeqing and 2 glasses.
收到 Right away!
伯爺公，你記得嗎？ Remember this, honey?
外頭有樹… There were trees outside...
自言自語 She's talking to herself.
唔通係痴線？ Is she nuts?
我入去睇下 I'll go take a look.
今日係2017年9月8號 Today is September 8, 2017.
我哋嘅結婚週年，你記唔記得？ Our wedding anniversary, remember?
我哋結婚週年25年嗰年 On our 25th anniversary
你帶我喺樹上面 we climbed in here from a tree...
爬上嚟爆房 To have sex.
我咬住你嘅白糖糕 I bit your sponge cake,
你啜住我嘅竹葉青…
伯爺公，你記得嗎？ Remember that, honey?
而家香港唔同咗樣 Hong Kong is not the same anymore.
果陣時，出面仲有棵大樹 There used to be trees outside.
我哋夜裡可以睇到天上嘅星星 We could see the stars from here.
有時，仲有飛機飛過。好靚！ And airplanes would fly by.
估唔到阿婆都係一個性情中人 She's a sentimentalist.
可惜而家人事全非呢！ Everything has changed now.
我哋係唔係應該做返啲嘢？ Shouldn't we do something?
包喺我身上！ Leave that to me.
正！ Perfect!
慶祝我哋做成第一單生意，飲杯！ A toast to our first customer. Cheers!
賓館有咁嘅業績，全賴在坐咁多位 Thanks to you the guesthouse is doing well.
辛苦晒大家！ Thank you for your hard work.
有咩咁值得慶祝？ What is so worth celebrating?
你就去咗刨馬經 You were studying the racing journal.
你兩個就去裝阿婆沖涼，九唔搭八 You two spied on granny.
算啦，話晒都係幫人 They were being helpful.
咪捱下義氣 What's wrong with doing her a favor?
捱義氣，你頭先去咗邊？ And where were you?
我頭先去咗邊？ Where was I?
去咗邊？ Where?
係喎，你去咗邊？ That's right. Where were you?
做咩？而家當我定落嚟嘅規矩死?？ You chose to ignore my rules.
你嗰啲酒店規矩算吧啦 Never mind your stupid rules.
呢度明明係賓館，一日深水埗扮半島 Stop pretending your guesthouse is the peninsula.
我接手得呢間賓館，就要跟我規矩 I'm running this guesthouse, you must follow my rules.
如果畀間半島佢搞，搞到執笠都似 She'll run the peninsula to the ground.
你咁唔鐘意跟我規矩，即刻消失 If you don't like my rules, you can get lost.
即係而家炒我？你自己望下 You want to fire me? Take a good look.
呢度得我一個係人咋 I'm the only human around here.
你畀到盡咪得半個 You only count as half.
炒我？邊個幫你洗廁所？ Who'll clean the toilet?
邊個幫你搬嘢？ Who'll do the heavy lifting?
邊個畀你呼呼喝喝？ You'll have no one to boss around.
你啲咁嘅人，又冷血，又無愛心 You're cold-blooded and uncaring,
乞人憎到無朋友 no wonder you have no friends.
你搞到咁都係自己攞嚟 You brought it upon yourself.
都唔知你細個阿爸阿媽點教你 Didn't your parents teach you anything?
係呀，我係有爺生無乸教呀 So I had no parents,
咁點呀？ what about it?
仲衰，玩本啤，玩自憐 Spare me your self-pity.
要自憐去志蓮淨苑啦 Tell that to someone who cares.
你無屋企人 You may not have any family,
唔代表全世界久咗你，要受你氣 but nobody owes you anything or should take crap from you.
你而家即刻同我走 Get out! Now!
洗廁所我唔識咩，無朋友關你鬼事 I can clean the toilet. It's my business if I have no friends.
著成咁洗屎坑，玩自己咩？ Don't clean the toilet dressed like that.
室內禁煙 No smoking indoors.
Sorry，慣咗 Sorry, old habits die hard.
食咁多煙，因住肺癌 You'll get lung cancer.
我死鬼咗，怕咩？ So? I'm already dead.
係你呢啲未死嘅，先搵嘢嚟驚 Only the living is afraid to die.
點呀，仲嬲？ Still mad?
嗰個張子進，正一人渣 Jason cheung is such a scumbag.
成日講到自己懶有愛，懶情聖咁檥 He acts and talks like such a Romeo.
我係無愛?啦 So what if I have no one to love?
我係冷血，又乞人憎呀，咁點吖？ I'm cold-blooded and loathsome? So what?
唔好咁檥諗 Don't think like that.
好似個屎坑咁 Take this toilet for example,
怨崩爛臭，但係人都需要佢 it stinks but everyone needs it.
你唔係覺得自己衰過個屎坑？ You can't be worse than a toilet.
你起碼都係個尿兜！ You're at least an urinal.
你生前係咪口臭得濟畀人打死？ Did someone kill you because of your big mouth?
我點檥死唔好提，費事恐怖得濟嚇親你 Let's not bring that up. Don't want to scare you.
我係咪好乞人憎？ Am I really loathsome?
係！但係都幾啱 Yes, but it's ok.
我生前都係好乞人憎，朋友唔多 I was loathsome too and had few friends.
咁你仲有無唔捨得嘅人？ Do you miss anyone?
梗係有啦… Of course!
不過下面好鬼多規矩 But we have a lot of rules down there.
你唔捨得在生嘅人 同埋在生嘅人唔捨得你 If you miss the living or the living misses you,
都係投唔到胎，所以點都要放手！ you can't be reincarnated. You must let go.
攞我副偈飲飲食食，食完又要我執 You used my body to eat and drink and make me clean up.
做鬼大晒？ Being a ghost isn't everything.
你唔係走咗咩？ I thought you left.
你以為鬧我兩句我就走，無咁易，我… You won't get rid of me so easily.
你個檥似男人，你估你真係男人？ You may look like a guy, but you're not.
呢度咁大地方，你一個女人仔 This place is too big
邊度搞得掂？ for a girl to run it alone.
搞錯呀？邊個喺度劏？咁無公德心 Who puked all over here?
咁樣執到聽朝都未執完 I'll be here all night to clean this up.
你無嘢嘛？ Are you ok?
對唔住！ I'm sorry.
話我唔溫柔？ Who said I'm not gentle?
我要嘔 I have to puke.
等陣先…唔好嘔住！ Wait! Hold that thought...
我應承你，我唔會走咗去 I promise I won't run off.
我唔會好似我阿爸阿媽 Unlike my parents,
好似琳琳 unlike Linda,
粒聲唔出掉低我 who left me without any warning.
我好鍾意你… I love you...
琳琳 Linda
攞條毛巾嚟，碌葛咁 get me a towel!
毛巾呀 Here...
小姐，想訂房？ You need a room?
我想你幫我一個忙 I need a favor.
有咩幫到你？ How can I help you?
我投唔到胎 I can't be reincarnated.
小姐，我哋呢間精品酒店 個名叫“Be4 I Die” Our boutique hotel is called "be4 I die",
歡迎死之前嘅人入住 it's for the living before they die.
你投唔到胎，本酒店相當遺憾 I'm sorry you're unable to reincarnate,
但我幫你唔到，thank you but I can't help you. Thank you.
我係琳琳 I'm Linda.
琳琳？眼大大鼻高高瓜子口面 The Linda with big eyes, high nose and oval face
柔情似水嗰個琳琳？ who's sweet and gentle like water?
入面嗰隻乞兒張子進 Jason cheung, that son of a bitch
日日喺度琳琳… is always calling my name.
咪就係佢搞到我投唔到胎 That's why I can't be reincarnated.
你唔係佢女朋友？ I thought you were his girlfriend.
仲好講 Don't remind me.
我同佢分手之後 Ever since we broke up,
佢日日嚟我間salon鏟青，煩住我 he kept bugging me by showing up at my salon for a haircut.
我咪同佢講，佢留長頭髮好睇啲 So I told him to grow it out.
點知我做咗鬼，佢都唔肯放過我 But he wouldn't leave me alone even after I'm dead!
仲成日燒埋啲咁嘅裙畀我 He burnt me this dress.
有無問過我鍾唔鍾意！ Did he ask me if I even like it?
我都係想投個胎啫！ I want a new life.
不如你做吓好心，你勸佢放手！ Have a heart. Ask him to let me go.
醒喇？發燒死唔去就食多次藥 If the fever didn't kill you, keep taking your meds.
你做咩今日唔著送殯衫？ How come you're not wearing your funeral clothes?
留返送你殯再著好無？ I'm saving them for your funeral.
咁咪幾好睇，間唔時扮下女人 Try to look like a woman once in a while, it suits you.
未死得就做嘢！ Get back to work if you're not dead yet.
511個阿婆過左check out時間都無反應 The granny in 511 didn't check out.
你去敲佢門 Knock on her door.
你哋快啲入嚟！ Hey, come in here!
死咗！ She's dead!
Shit！ Shit!
呢度就係網上一直流傳 All over the Internet is news about
好猛鬼嘅兩星級賓館“Be4 I Die” this 2-star guesthouse called "be4 I die".
尋日就有一位無辜嘅婆婆 Yesterday, an innocent granny
喺入住511號房之後，突然死亡 checked into room 511 and was found dead.
推開房門，首先見到隻白色拖鞋 As we walk in, we see a white slipper,
廁所入面又見到用嚟拜祭用嘅鮮花 and flowers for worshipping in the toilet.
呢度四圍陰森恐怖 The whole place is creepy and scary.
大堂周圍仲擺放左三個香爐 We found 3 censers in the lobby,
用嚟鎮住啲冤魂 probably used to chase away the evil spirits.
我為咗睇吓係咪真係咁猛 To see if the place is truly haunted,
記者專登喺凌晨 we came out during the wee hours
去傳鬧鬼嗰層嘅走廊行下 to take a stroll down the corridor of the haunted floor.
記者都問過喺度做咗三十年嘅執房阿姐 I asked the cleaning lady who has been here for 30 years.
兩位可唔可以透露下… Can you express your opinion...
點知呀？ Who knows?
聽說你們酒店鬧鬼呀 Rumor has it that this place is haunted.
聽唔明 I don't understand.
啱啱開張，會唔會影響生意？ Will this affect your business?
無影響，我哋暫時無生意 Not at all. We have no business.
你哋唔好亂寫 Don't make up stories.
我哋係死咗人，不過無鬧鬼 Someone is dead, but the place is not haunted.
真的沒有鬼嗎？ There are no ghosts?
睇左九百幾次，就唔好再睇啦 You have seen enough. Stop it!
我有無睇錯… I'm not seeing things.
都話好人有好報 See? Told you a good deed will be rewarded.
唔通係阿婆報恩？ Maybe granny returned the favor.
嗱嗱聲執好啲房，快啲 Hurry up and clean up the room.
三隻嘢開工，嗱嗱聲執房 Hey, get to work!
我叫你呀 I'm talking to you!
Yeah，執房… Yeah! Housekeeping...
兩位，你哋尾房準備好 Your room is ready.
好猛鬼呀… It's totally haunted.
呢度死過人，陰氣真係好重 It's spooky because someone died.
前幾日就係有pair情侶，第二朝就… A couple checked in a few days ago, the next morning...
嚟啱咗喇 Here we are!
下次再嚟，拜拜！ Come again. Bye!
OK！ It's ok.
請跟我嚟 Please follow me.
嘩，正，真係有鬼 Great! It's really haunted.
痴線 Lunatic!
你睇吓，職員也非常貼心，讚我！ See? The staff is very thoughtful. That's me.
肯定係讚我！ No, that's me.
慳啲啦！你麻甩過啲麻甩佬！貼心？ Get off it! You're more man than a man. Thoughtful? You?
我邊忽似男人？ Which part of me looks like a man?
兩位今晚好好享受 Enjoy your stay.
出力啲啦 Try a bit harder.
成日咁刮，好攰? It's very exhausting.
你今日勤力啲，我聽日放你一日假 If you work hard today, you get the day off tomorrow.
唔得喇，不如抖下先 I can't... let's take a break.
以前返酒廊唱歌 When I was still singing,
我成日都會嚟附近跑步練下氣 I used to come here and jog.
以前呢度好多飛機，好大隻好鬼死嘈 There were planes... big and noisy.
不過而家冇咗，又覺得好懷念 I missed them now that they're gone.
你講嗰陣時有飛機，我應該仲好細個 I was very little when they had planes around here.
細細個，舍監話我撼親個頭 The superintendent said I hit my head when I was little.
好多嘢都唔記得 I don't remember much from back then.
你著到咁，跑步係咪有啲騎呢？ You look weird jogging in that outfit.
我呢啲係叫做限量版，唔係騎呢 It's a limited edition, it's not weird.
咁你仲有咩心願？ Tell me about your unfulfilled wish.
我一直都想我愛嘅人過得好 I want someone I love to be happy.
你條仔？ Your boyfriend?
男人無個靠得住！ Men are not to be trusted.
要靠就靠自己 You can only count on yourself.
咩都靠自己，好攰? That's too tiring.
攰?，都慣啦 Yes, but I'm used to it.
我生前都好似你一檥，乜都靠自己 Like you, I counted on no one but myself.
但我一頂唔順，就會走嚟呢度跑步 When I couldn't take it anymore, I'd come out here to jog.
一路跑一路同自己講 I would tell myself
我要好好咁跑落去，千祈唔可以放棄 I must keep going and never give up.
有時我都會諗 Sometimes I wonder
如果我好似你哋咁死咗 if I were dead like you,
到時仲有無人會唔捨得我？ will anyone miss me?
會有嘅 I'm sure.
問你一個問題，我似唔似一個女人？ Tell me... do I look like a woman?
唔講喇，鬥快睇下邊個贏 I'll race you.
輸贏真係咁重要？享受個過程好過 Win or lose is not important. Just enjoy the process.
依番說話，肯定係輸家先咁講 Only a loser would say that.
神愛世人，麻煩小姐幫我 安排一個潔淨嘅房間 God loves the world. I'd like a clean room.
OK，好呀，單人房？ Ok... you want a single?
雙人房我都唔介意 Single or double, I don't mind.
神父…雙人房五佰，單人房二佰五十 Father, a double is $500, a single is $250.
單人得喇 Single is fine.
身份証？ L.d. Card?
唔該 Thanks.
神父，望緊咩？ What are you looking at, father?
弟兄，你好！ 我係望緊呢位小姐潔淨嘅靈魂 Hi, brother. I'm looking at her clean soul.
我突然間攰喇 But I'm suddenly very tired.
攰就好，你潔淨嘅房間已經準備好 Good. Your clean room is ready.
麻煩跟我嚟 Please follow me.
Thank you Thank you.
神父，呢邊 This way, father.
好聲行，因住仆街 Watch your step and don't trip.
我而家喺一間神神秘秘，陰陰濕濕 I'm here in a creepy and spooky
叫做B-四-I-DEE嘅賓館 guesthouse called "be4 I die".
頭先個女仔叫周美琪 The girl at the front desk is Katy chow.
對腳好長，好靚，唔知佢有無男朋友？ Those long legs and pretty face... Does she have a boyfriend?
神父，係度吟咩？ What are you mumbling about?
無吟嘢 I'm not.
真係無？ For sure?
堅無 Definitely.
無就好，不如返房休息 Good. Get some rest in your room.
OK，good night Ok, good night.
死變態佬 Pervert!
條友真係好變態 That guy is really perverted.
連美琪呢啲麻甩佬都唔放過，做佢！ He won't leave a 'guy鈥? like Katy alone. Fix him.
我死得好慘呀 I died a horrible death!
生日快樂 Happy birthday!
「Happy birthday to you…」 "Happy birthday to you..."
「Happy birthday to美琪…」 "Happy birthday to Katy..."
「Happy birthday to you…」 "Happy birthday to you..."
望鏡頭… Look into the camera.
上次條茂利漏低?，笑下啦 That clown left this behind. Smile!
生日都苦瓜乾咁 Don't look so glum on your birthday.
幫你拍低人生開心嘅moment Let me capture this happy moment.
多謝 Thank you.
你哋點知我生日？ How do you know it's my birthday?
你銀包四圍擺 You left your wallet lying around.
係囉，唔見咗身份證好慘? It's really sad if you lose your l.D. Card.
快啲，嗱嗱臨吹蠟燭 Hurry up, blow the candles.
整爛我個蛋糕！ Don't ruin my cake!
快啲許願 Make a wish!
好嘢 Bravo!
有得食！ Let's eat!
趁熱… While it's hot...
正… Great!
依隻好味… This one is better...
曱甴呀 A cockroach!
曱甴呀！ A cockroach!
喺嗰邊，彪叔 Over there, uncle bill!
喺嗰度 Over there!
我打！嗰邊… I'll get it... over there!
好靚 So pretty!
幫你慶祝咗生日，到你幫返我！ I celebrated your birthday. Now you should return a favor.
其實今日除咗係你生日之外 咁啱都係琳琳生忌 Today is your birthday as well as Linda's.
我哋以前成日嚟呢到，幫我食個飯 We used to come here.
我想今晚返去J下 I want to reminisce a little.
你放心 Don't worry.
我淨係J個情懷，J個意境 I'm just here for the mood.
我唔會攪你 I won't touch you.
你今晚就好似賭聖入面 Just like the film "all for the winner",
吳君如胳肋底嗰粒墨咁就得 be the mole under Sandra ng's armpit.
肚唔肚餓？ Are you hungry?
叫嘢食吖，琳琳 Order something, Linda.
琳琳，不如叫龍蝦，當造呀 How about lobster, Linda? It's in season.
你唔好玩電話得唔得？ Stop playing with the phone.
做粒墨你都唔專業 As a mole, you're not very professional.
係咁唔專業? Of course not.
冇諗過嚟做粒墨嘛 I didn't expect to be a mole.
你唔好玩住先 Lay off the phone for a minute.
我同琳琳食飯果陣時 When I had dinner with Linda,
佢無嘢同我講 she never had anything to say to me.
不過都會望住我，eye contact！ But she'd look at me and we'd have eye contact,
眼神接觸即係靈魂嘅交換 Which means we exchanged our souls.
睇你都未試過 You probably have never tried it.
唔怪得你個人咁乾涸 No wonder your life is so dry.
點呀？睇唔睇到？ Can you see?
彪哥，我淨係睇見你個下巴 I can only see your chin,
睇唔到佢兩個 not them.
高級餐廳，兩隻嘢喺度細聲講大聲笑 They're giggling away in a fancy restaurant.
仲唔係有景轟 Something is going on between them.
擰過去睇下 Point to them.
擰過去… Point to them.
點解黑色嘅？佢唔係袋咗我落袋？ It's all black! Did you put me in your pocket?
影佢，彪哥 Take a picture, bill!
其實你有無諗過 Do you ever wonder
你開咗陰陽眼，點解都見唔到琳琳？ why you still can't see Linda with your third eye?
可能佢都唔想見你 Maybe she didn't want to see you.
琳琳係好女仔，唔會咁 Linda was a nice girl. She wouldn't do that to me.
好似你啲咁嘅人，一日到黑諗埋啲衰嘢 Someone like you would only think of that.
我依啲咩人呀？ Someone like me?
眼大大鼻高高，瓜子口面 腳長長，靚靚！ Big eyes, high nose, oval face, long legs and pretty...
痴線，講埋啲咁嘅嘢 I must be mad to say that.
肯食生日飯 食飯唔撳電話，eye contact？ Birthday dinner, no phone and eye contact?
朋友呀？你好，我叫子進 Your friends? Hi, I'm Jason.
美琪，好耐無見 Katy, long time no see.
係喎，你同我都係今日生日 We have the same birthday.
嚟食生日飯？ Is this a birthday dinner?
你又係今日生日？ You too?
生日快樂！ Happy birthday!
生日快樂，BB Happy birthday, baby!
生日快樂！ Happy birthday!
佢兩個都係今日生日 It's their birthday too!
生日快樂… Happy birthday!
個個都生日？ Birthday for everyone?
哥哥仔，今日你又生日？ Is today your birthday too?
唔係，我聽日先生日 No, it's tomorrow.
生日快樂！ Happy birthday!
咁多人生日，真係好快樂！ So many birthdays, we must be very happy.
美琪，你間賓館攪成點？ Katy, how's your guesthouse?
辛苦唔辛苦？ Working hard?
我間賓館攪成點，關你咩事？ That's none of your business.
你啲EQ仲係咁低唔得? You need higher eq.
呢個係你新男朋友？ Is he your new boyfriend?
幾cute吖 He's quite cute.
成隻鬆獅狗咁，同你好襯 A chow chow suits you.
唔好咁講，佢邊襯得起我 She's not good enough for me,
死肥婆！ you dead bitch!
講咩？我女朋友未死? Watch it! My girlfriend is not dead.
唔食，走啦 Let's go.
死肥婆，咁串？ What a cocky bitch!
我同你報仇 I'll teach her a lesson.
你嚟做咩？ What are you doing here?
你跟蹤我哋？ Are you following us?
邊有跟蹤你？ Of course not.
嚟呢度都係食飯 We came here for dinner.
BB，依支Chateau Puy-Bardens Baby, this bottle of chateau puy-bardens
係我特登幫你揀 is especially for you.
OK Oki
開咗佢，唔該 please open this.
嚟緊仲有個surprise I have another surprise for you.
咩嚟?？ What is it?
成日咁心急 Be patient.
陣間咪知，嚟喇！ You'll soon find out.
點解會咁？ What's this?
你咩意思？ What do you mean by this?
拖鞋扣肉飯，啱你 Fancy slipper for a fancy man.
Surprise！ Surprise!
Yeah！ Yeah!
我都搵得你耐 I've been looking all over for you.
啱啱有人投訴你，偷咗阿婆隻拖鞋煮飯 Someone complained you stole a slipper from a granny.
帶埋隻拖鞋，跟我哋返去協助調查 Take the slipper and come with us.
隻鬼未轉彎，轉完彎 The ghost is about to turn...
佢出嚟跌咗條脷 我先嗌你就唔驚啦，等多陣… I'll tell you when it'll drop his tongue. Wait...
蝙蝠俠呀！ Batman!
我唔係蝙蝠俠 I'm not Batman.
你兩隻鬼即刻跟我走 You two come with me now.
做咩扮蝙蝠俠呀你？ Why do you dress like Batman?
你隻喜蓮之星 That's helene star.
當年我買咗你幾多場 I put my money on you back then.
你次次都跛腳，你隻馬… You have yet to win a race for me.
頭先睇唔睇到？我幾有氣勢 Did you see?
我一講死肥婆，佢即刻收晒 She shut the hell up when I called her a bitch.
車，好在有彪叔 Thank god for uncle bill.
返去真係要好好多謝佢 I must thank him properly.
等我返去燒多啲嘢畀佢地 I'll burn them something.
呢個點整？ How do you do this?
等我教你 Let me show you.
揸住，呢到圈過嚟 Hold this. Wrap it around...
一拉一索，就可以，幾靚！ Pull... and there you have it.
今年生日，好在有你哋，多謝 I'm glad you were here for my birthday. Thank you.
咩話？ What?
多謝 Thank you.
我自細都冇人同我慶祝生日 No one celebrated my birthday with me,
所以我特別鍾意幫人慶祝 so I particularly enjoy celebrating someone else's.
自己條命生得衰 My life may be the pits,
都想人開心 I want others to be happy.
你成日幫人慶祝生日，咁你咪好忙？ You keep busy celebrating other people's birthdays?
忙? You bet.
不過你唔覺得，睇住人許願嘅時候 個心好開心嘅咩？ Aren't you happy to see people make a wish?
我諗咗?啦 I have made up my mind.
第日我個仔出世 年年都要同佢慶祝生日 I will celebrate my son's birthday every year.
屋企唔駛好大 Our home doesn't need to be big.
BB房，BB床擠依度 The baby bed will be over here.
隔離仲可以裝個韆鞦 Next to it, I'll put in a swing,
我得閒同佢揈韆鞦，接住！ which we can get on together. Catch...
好大雨，你返過嚟先 Get out of the rain. Come here!
咁拘謹? Don't be so reserved.
咩話？想同爸爸踢波 What? Want to play soccer with daddy?
無問題，爸爸同你去巴塞踢波 No problem! We'll go to Barcelona.
交畀daddy，交返畀你 交返畀我，射！ Pass it to me... back to you... shoot!
Goal！Yeah！ Goal! Yeah!
衰婆，你睇個仔 勁到標屎，仲唔換片？ Your son pooped all over. Change him.
唔係喎，佢話要搭穿梭機 No... he wants to ride a space shuttle.
NASA？掂啦，我個friend NASA right? My buddy.
嚟！我哋三個一齊上太空 Come, let's go to outer space.
預備，5，4，3，2 Ready? 5... 4... 3... 2...
衰婆，你未攬安全帶 Seat belt, honey!
四佰八?喎 The penalty is $480.
OK Oki
好，預備3，2，1 ready... 3... 2... 1...
發射！ Lift off!
我哋而家衝破大氣層… We're blasting through the atmosphere...
Look, you are my friend Look, you're my friend,
I celebrate your birthday
You celebrate my birthday you celebrate my birthday.
and this time I drink This time I drink,
next time you drink next time you drink.
OK… Ok...
Level… Level...
Sleep喇… Go to sleep.
送畀你 This is for you.
郭詠琳，你殘唔殘忍啲？ Linda, right? How could you be so cruel?
你睇佢，為咗你搞到成pat屎咁 Look at him. He's a mess because of you.
點解你都唔肯見佢一眼？ Why won't you see him?
做鬼大晒？投胎大晒？ So what if you're a ghost and want to reincarnate?
郭詠琳你同我出嚟… Come out, Linda kwok! Show yourself!
你肯出現喇？你咩意思？ There you are! What the hell is this?
你唔肯見佢又唔投胎，你到底想點？ You won't see him or reincarnate. What do you want?
你唔鍾意，你就同佢講清楚 If you don't love him, tell him.
你見唔到佢對你有幾長情？ Can't you see he's crazy about you?
咁所以呢？ Then what?
咁所以… Then...
你應該見多佢一次 有咩你自己同佢講清楚 At least tell him and square things away.
講完又點？ Then what?
佢用放棄自己嚟掛住我 He chose to remember me by giving up on himself.
呢啲唔係愛 That's not love.
我同佢，就好似punk look加白裙 Like this dress and the punk look,
完全都唔夾！ we're a mismatch.
我根本唔愛佢 I don't love him.
大家都應該向前行 We should both move on.
佢唔放開我嘅話，我都投唔到胎 If he won't let go, I can't reincarnate.
我要自由，而佢都應該… I want my freedom and he should...
琳琳，生日快樂！ Happy birthday, Linda!
要走，始終都要走 Whatever is not meant to be is not meant to be.
對佢更好，係令佢去接受 What's best for him is to help him accept it.
願主打救你 May god have mercy on you.
你套衫… This outfit...
呢套衫以前係戲服 It was a costume,
不過上次去完賓館之後 but since I went to the guesthouse,
我的確係信咗主 I became a believer.
朱小姐，經過明查暗訪 Miss chu, after a thorough investigation,
我發現周美琪，應該係養鬼仔 I believe Katy chow is nurturing ghosts
佢仲惹到一班野鬼纏身 and is surrounded by them.
呢個係我嘅雲端備份 This copy is in cloud storage.
都幾專業喎… You're quite professional.
多謝 Thank you.
仲有，我查過大廈公契 I also checked the deed of mutual covenant.
發現嗰度係唔可以經營賓館 A guesthouse is not allowed in the building.
之不過之前冇人查過，所以未畀人揭發 But nobody checked so nobody reported them.
真係？ Really?
美琪即係犯法？ So Katy broke the law?
咁唔得 That won't do.
我唔可以畀美琪繼續犯法落去 咁你明啦 Can't let Katy go astray. You get my drift?
明白！ I do.
你好，我想舉報一間賓館違例經營 Hello, I'd like to report an unlicensed guesthouse.
點會咁？ How is that possible?
原來呢間大廈嘅公契唔畀短租 The deed doesn't allow short-term lease.
打畀單眼巢，問下佢咩事 Call one-eyed Jay. Find out what's going on.
班鬼呢？ Where are the ghosts?
一隻二隻玩失蹤？ Have they disappeared?
你哋喺邊？爆牙輝？ Hello? Where are you, buck-toothed Fred?
喂，巢叔呀 Hello, uncle Jay?
巢嫂呀，巢叔佢入咗寧養院… It's Eva. Jay is in hospice care.
佢肺癌末期，化療電療乜都做齊 以為有得醫 He had chemo and radiotherapy for his lung cancer,
點知啲癌細胞擴散晒全身 but the cancer cells have spread.
佢平日份人咁攪笑 He's always such a kidder,
點知而家到個天同佢開玩笑 but the joke is on him this time.
真係攪嘢 And what a joke it is.
阿嬅，唔係嗰度… No, Eva...
高啲，係喇… Higher... yes!
呢個？ This one?
係呀，過啲… Yes, move it over there. Yes...
嚟咗？ Hi!
巢嫂 Eval!
有心 Thanks for coming.
琪琪 Katy!
巢叔 Uncle Jay!
嚟咗？ Thanks for coming.
嚟坐下咪好，唔駛買嘢 You need not bring anything.
斟杯水畀你 I'll fetch you some water.
唔該 Thanks!
坐 Have a seat.
生意好唔好？ How's business?
幾好 Not bad.
飲水 -好就好啦 Here!
話咁快，人生就嚟走完 My life will be over soon.
如果有得畀我揀 If I get to choose again,
我諗都係咁 I probably would have done the same.
以前我最鍾意同啲兄弟吃喝玩樂 飲飲食食 I used to love hanging out with the guys.
而家人生走到最後 只係可以淨低嘅，就係眼前人 Now at the end the line, she's the only one left.
足夠喇！ That's good enough for me.
牛哥，馬哥 Look, fellows.
你哋兩個唔好點我 You better not lie to me.
落到下面，係咪真係有嘢玩？ Is it fun down there?
巢叔！ Uncle Jay!
細姪女，估唔到，轉個頭就瓜咗 Hey, faster than you can blink, I'm already dead!
麻煩你同我老婆講聲，我愛你！ Please tell my wife... l love her.
行喇！等你收工，快啲 Let's go, you're my last case on this shift.
唔好咁惡，陰間嘅形象畀你攪差晒 Take it easy. You're ruining our image.
巢生，check in呢邊 Mr. Jay, check in is this way.
記得同我老婆講聲，遲啲見 Remember to tell my wife. See you around.
我會，你都保重 I will. Take care!
你都係 You too.
走！ Let's go!
大佬大佬，終於死喇你！ Boss, you're finally dead!
我哋下面搭好晒路 We set up everything down there.
等緊你落去 We've been waiting for you.
好！咁就行，仲等乜嘢！ Great! Let's go. What are we waiting for?
巢叔 Uncle Jay!
點呀？ What?
我都有嘢想拜託你 I need a favor.
咩嘢？ What?
你可唔可以幫我搵爆牙輝佢哋 Can you help me look for buck-toothed Fred?
話畀佢哋聽 Tell them
我喺賓館等佢哋返嚟 I'm waiting for them at the guesthouse.
好啦，走 Oki! Let's roll!
巢哥… Brother Jay!
遲啲見… See you later...
"Children's home farewell gathering"
啱喇… Yes...
右手邊啲旗同波 The banners and the balloons,
掛埋佢就得 you need to hang those up too.
左手邊個波太高，低返啲 The balloons on the left are too high. Lower them...
呢個位置啱喇，去嗰邊攞多兩個波 That's it. Go get more balloons over there.
美琪？ Katy?
Miss Lo Miss lo!
咁耐無見，你好嗎？ Long time no see! How are you?
幾好 Not too bad.
我仲記得，細個成日瞓嗰度 I remember I used to lie down right here
望住啲流星雨飛過 to watch the meteor showers.
你個傻女，細個成日發白日夢 You were always day dreaming, silly.
我喺度咁耐 For as long as I've been here,
連星星都唔係成日見，莫講話流星雨 we can barely see the stars, let alone meteor showers.
呢度終於都要拆 They're tearing down this place soon.
呢段時間，你哋個個都返嚟聚下真好 I'm glad you're all coming back to visit.
係呀 By the way...
有啲嘢要畀返你，你跟我嚟 I have something for you. Follow me.
啲箱pack晒喺度，搞到笠笠亂 It's a mess, everything went into boxes.
我記得pack嘢嘅時候 見到有一箱寫住你個名 I remember seeing a box with your name on it.
我睇吓喺邊度先 Let me see where it is...
呢箱係喇 Here it is.
唔該，Miss Lo Thanks, miss lo.
你睇吓啲嘢係咪你嘅 See if it's yours.
唔該 Thanks.
我睇吓仲有冇 Let me check if there's more.
爸爸帶你去睇流星雨，阿囡… Let daddy take you to see meteor showers.
好呀！ Great!
爸爸有事，我哋唔去 Daddy is busy. We can't go today.
無口齒，我以後都唔想見到你哋 Liar! I don't ever want to see you again.
咁你仲有咩心願？ Tell me about your unfulfilled wish.
我一直都想我愛嘅人過得好 I want someone I love to be happy.
唔走死梗 We're dead if we don't run away.
臨急臨忙走去邊度？ But where can we go?
估唔到你咁嘅死款，都有半間賓館 A loser like you owns half of this guesthouse?
當年唔係你偷我身份證去借貴利 我駛死得咁早？ I'd be alive today if you hadn't stolen my I.D. Card.
乜個公仔有個名嘅？ The doll has a name?
唔知係咪畀琪琪？ Is this for Katy?
好靚呀…多謝公公 It's so pretty... thanks, grandpa!
你記唔記得自己叫咩名？ Do you remember your name?
我好想抱下你！ Give me a big hug!
小心！ Watch out!
好好咁跑落去，千祈唔好放棄 Keep going and never give up.
彪叔，阿欣，你哋喺邊？ Uncle bill! Yan! Where are you?
你可唔可以幫我搵返佢哋？ Can you help me find them?
原來佢哋係我屋企人 They're my family.
點解我會唔認得佢哋？ Why didn't I recognize them?
我搵唔到佢哋！ I can't find them.
唔駛驚，我舅婆好猛，一定幫到你！ Don't worry, my great aunt can help you.
舅婆 Great aunt!
你個衰仔，好日都唔見你 有事就嚟搵我 You only show up when you need help.
係呀，好大件事 Yes, this is a big deal.
你呀 Oh, it's you!
上次我見到你，知道你會有呢個劫 I knew this is going to happen the last time we met.
就係因為呢個劫，你可以見返你嘅親人 Because of this you can see your family again.
所謂福禍相依，一切都係有因果 There's a reason for everything.
我淨係想見返我屋企人 I only want to see my family.
人有人命，鬼有鬼命 Humans and ghosts are different
天地係有規矩，而佢哋亦都應咗果報 and we follow different rules. It's their Karma.
咩果報？ What Karma?
佢哋啲遊魂野鬼，四圍咁去好危險 It's dangerous out there for wandering ghosts.
而你哋見返面之後，仲咁高調搞賓館 And you made such a hoopla over the guesthouse.
佢哋而家畀牛頭馬面捉咗 Ox-head and horse-face have them now,
最後係永不超生 bound for eternal damnation.
舅婆，你仲有絕招 You must have a way.
唔好扮嘢，迮迮臨攞出嚟 Quit your act. Get on with it.
辦法唔係冇，你求下我 Of course I do. Start begging.
我求下你… I beg you...
我同你總算有緣 You and I have affinity.
好！ Very well.
天靈靈，地靈靈，茅山術士來求請 Abracadabra...
陰差鬼使，歡迎歡迎 Welcome, the guardians of the underworld...
天靈靈，地靈靈 Abracadabra...
舅婆，唔好意思，真係趕時間 有冇得快啲？ Can you speed it up? We're a bit pressed for time.
我已經同你打通咗條路 I opened the path for you.
以後就要睇你自己 The rest is up to you.
仲唔去！ Get going!
唔該，舅婆 Thanks!
玩嘢呀，舅婆 Is this a joke?
行嚟行去得啲煙，乜叉都無 All we see is smoke and nothing else.
舅婆呢？ Where is she?
牛生馬生 Mr. ox, Mr. horse!
搞咩？收左工仲call我上嚟 What do you want? We're off duty.
咪係囉，收工去飲酒 Exactly! It's our happy hour.
走… Let's go...
等陣…明白嘅… Wait... l see.
意思…意思… Just a little something...
你哋係咪捉咗三隻遊魂野鬼？ Did you nab three wandering ghosts just now?
三隻遊魂野鬼？我哋年中捉好多鬼 Which three? We do that all the time.
記唔起 I don't remember.
啱啱訓醒無乜記性 I just woke up.
走喇… Let's go...
等陣…明白嘅… Wait! I know...
意思…意思… Here... a little something...
咁樣呀… Well...
有啲印象嘅，講嚟聽下 I do recall... give me the specifics.
一個老得嚟好可愛嘅阿伯 An adorable old man
另外一個著住紅色皮褸 and a guy in a red leather jacket,
騎呢得嚟但好親切嘅阿叔 a weird but kind uncle type.
仲有一個長頭髮但成身紫色嘅女鬼 The woman had long hair and was wearing a purple outfit.
一個老嘅 An old man?
肥?嘛？ A fat guy?
一個就女鬼長頭髮 The woman had long hair?
死咗嘅 And she's dead?
個個都係咁?啦，落到嚟 They all look the same down there.
真係嘥我時間，走 What a waste of time! Let's go...
等陣…明白嘅… Wait... l understand.
意思…意思… Here...
係有啲印象，不過記得都無用 I do remember, but what's the use?
鬼魂治鬼，你哋人類就無資格過問 Humans have no say in what happens to ghosts.
求下你，放咗佢哋 Please let them go.
兩位大哥，幫下手，佢屋企人 Please help us out. They're family.
屋企人 Family?
屋企人，個個落嚟都有屋企人 Everyone has family.
你有屋企人，我哋都有屋企人 Even we have family.
好難做…搞唔掂 We can't... it's hard.
走… Let's go...
你兩個粉皮，收我幾球嘢，揸流灘！ Hey assholes, you took my money, cut the bullshit!
喂 Hey.
講數都唔知會聲我？ Why didn't you call me?
牛哥，馬哥，恰我啲世侄！ Don't bully my friends.
巢哥，熟還熟，唔啱規矩 Jay, friends or no friends, we have rules.
我哋著咗套制服 We're in uniform
戴咗個頭套就係公務員 and under this headgear, we're civil servants.
好大責任，唔得? We have a big responsibility. No way.
咁OK嗎？ Is that ok now?
以後就自己人喇 We're family from now on.
收咗佢，我唔會虧待你哋 Take that and I know what to do.
要咩話畀我知，我叫佢燒畀你哋 Tell me what you need. He'll burn you anything.
我開紙扎鋪，唔駛擔心 Don't worry, I own a papier-mache shop.
你哋咁樣算係咩意思？ What do you mean by this?
我哋身為地下公僕 We're civil servants of the underworld.
點會因為小便宜，而搞亂地下嘅秩序？ We cannot disrupt the order over such petty perks.
咁仲要法律嚟做咩？ We must uphold the law.
除非有五仟萬 Unless you give us $50m.
呢個唔係錢嘅問題，係原則問題！ Hey! It's not the money, it's a matter of principle.
一億啦，一億我哋幫你諗諗 Give us $100m and we'll sort things out for you.
人頭，搭多隻岩井俊二box set，唔該 Plus a shunji iwai box set.
Game of Thrones連埋下一季，唔該 Throw in the game of thrones, the new season.
得…得… Is that all? You got it.
法律都不外乎人情 We can bend the law sometimes.
我哋幫下你 We'll help you out.
我哋收到之後 After we receive everything,
就偷偷地畀廿四個鐘頭佢哋 we'll give them 24 hours.
但你知我一定要畀佢哋投胎 But you know they must be reincarnated,
如果唔係，佢哋就永不超生 or they'll face eternal damnation.
唔好咁大力倒麻雀，嘈醒佢呀 Not so loud or you'll wake her up.
三隻腳喎… Just the three of us?
叫埋佢出嚟啦 Go wake her up.
冇籌碼嘅？ No gambling chips?
點打喎… How can we start?
三隻腳都可以打住先 We can get started.
唔制，醒喇… No... she's up!
快啲，三缺一 Come on, let's play...
我係咪發緊夢？ Am I dreaming?
唔係，嗱嗱聲，唔係發夢，堅嘅 No! This is for real.
麻雀蟲咬手，賭癮好難忍，埋嚟啦 I have the itch... this is unbearable. Come on!
攞住啲籌碼先，遲啲先還返 We'll use chips for now and pay you later.
廣東定上海？ Cantonese or shanghainese?
出寵定全寵，打唔打花？ What are the rules?
廣東！ Cantonese!
四圈？ At least 8 rounds!
乜四圈呀，最少八圈！
咁全寵喇，打埋花！ Pay for all and use the "jokers".
打骰！ Throw the dice.
唔准出千！ No cheating!
九！ Nine!
點解你哋唔一早話我知？ Why didn't you tell me?
你細細個就無咗我哋 We left you when you were little.
嗰陣你仲撼親個腦 And you bumped your head.
點知你仲記唔記得我哋個檥？碰！ We weren't sure you'd remember us. Pong!
我哋返嚟係爭取時間 We came back to make up for lost time.
開開心心就得喇，摸牌！ It's ok as long as we're happy. Draw!
我一世人，其實爭你一句說話 I still owe you something.
就係同你講一句，對唔住 An apology. I'm sorry.
食，清一色對對糊十番，全寵你畀 Game! You're paying for everyone.
我哋無辦法盡到做父母嘅責任
陪你慶祝每一個重要日子…我哋知? And celebrate the important dates with you.
就算全世界無人鍾意你 Even if nobody likes you,
唔緊要，我哋會永遠支持你 因為我哋係你屋企人！ it's ok, you'll always have us. We're family.
喂…你唔記得呀，你自己講? Hey... remember what you said?
無論如何，發生咩事 No matter what happens,
最緊要係笑，四萬咁嘅口 you must smile!
笑！打牌…洗牌… Come on, next game. Shuffle!
我就寫咗一份食譜 I wrote down the recipes.
擉咗喺你啲底褲下面 I left them in your underwear drawer.
第日你就可以跟住個食譜 You can follow them
煮餸畀自己同阿進食 and cook for yourself and Jason.
終於有得抱抱，乖孫 I finally have a big hug! Good girl!
啲雞等我攞… I'll get the chicken...
公公食飯，爸爸食飯 Grandpa... dad...
乖 Good girl!
媽咪食飯 And mom!
乖 Good.
大家食飯！ Let's dig in!
食飯… Come on...
我成個雞山咁 It's all piled up...
曱甴呀！ Cockroach!
曱甴呢，你愈理佢，佢就愈得戚 Don't mind it or it'll get cocky.
我想好好地食飯，唔理佢，自不然會走 I want to enjoy this meal. Leave it, it'll go away.
食飯！ Let's eat!
流星雨呀，好靚 Meteor showers! So pretty!
落雨咪要擔遮？ Then you'll need an umbrella.
流星雨唔係雨嚟?，講明係「流」吖嘛 Meteor showers is not exactly rain.
5，6，7，8，數唔數到幾多粒？ 5... 6... 7... 8... can you count?
你數喇 You'll do it.
好靚… So pretty!
嗰邊呀… Over there...
Be4 I Die，唔好意思 Be4 I die, hello! I'm sorry,
我哋而家唔做短租，淨係做長租 we only do long-term leasing
一個月或以上 of at least a month.
今個月？你等等 This month? Let me check.
美式早餐… American breakfast, enjoy!
唔該 Thanks!
一個咖啡，好呀！ Coffee? Sure!
你媽媽叫王二妹？ Your mom's name is Amy wong?
係，佢喺下面過得好唔好？ 佢收唔收到？ Yes, how is she doing? Did she get the stuff I sent her?
放心，佢已經去咗一個更加好嘅地方 She's in a better place now.
佢會繼續守護你一家人 She'll continue to watch over you and your family.
佢叫你，好好生活落去 She wants you to go on living.
仲有 Also,
佢話寶兒 she said
讀書唔好咁大壓力 not to give bowie too much pressure.
婆婆永遠都會好錫佢 Grandma will always love her.
可以嗎？ Is this ok?